sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
also your job won’t pay even a portion of your tuition so you’ll have to take out massive student loans.
What do you mean you have massive amounts of student debt? In my day, we paid for our school with WORK. You kids are so lazy and entitled.
i love how no one messes with avatar the last airbender. there are people who are like, wow you watch doctor who? fucking nerd. you watch anime? gosh you’re such a weirdo. you watch avatar the last airbender? oh man you know that’s pretty cool so um what kind of bender would you be omg isn’t toph badass and don’t get me started on appa
- strax sees clara as a boy, and usually identifies people by a wrong gender
- strax sees “young men” doing sports in clara’s subconscious
- you cannot convince me that clara oswald is straight thank u bye
- "I have never had the slightest interest in pretty young men"
I’ll take it
561. A muggleborn taking Muggle Studies and being SO BLOWN AWAY by everything wizards think about muggles that she vows to take over teaching that class and does when she is 22. It turns out to be the best decision she’s ever made because in what other job can you spend all day showing an enraptured crowd how to make toast with a toaster?
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter